September 2, 2007 at 12:24 am (Uncategorized)
totally unless we add more here
wow, feb 5 was the day after dad’s birthday
kelsey had just disappeared
i was extremely depressed over that
why did she have to just up and go “poof” like that?
again, it will happen, if i let myself like somone a lot
not a little bit
huge amounts
as if the size of the feeling makes some kind of difference
only to me it makes a difference is how it seems
since that is all i can really sense, and know, for certain
and here i am again, looking for a song
to describe the depth of misunderstanding
red river valley
everybody must know that one
everybody knows this is nowhere
i know that one
maybe those two are the encore, the finale
no more after those
or something
la
la la
lalala
–g
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September 29, 2006 at 5:00 pm (Uncategorized)
This is supposed to make a player on the blog page,
so if I figure out which song or songs I would like to
have heard and sung along with or whatever, then I
can put those right here instead of having readers or
listeners go to extra time and effort they have little
to spare. Like falling out hair on old baldy, badly…
That is what it said to put in here, so there we go…
Hey, Is This Self Promotional Aping Myself? (HIT SPAM)™
(yes! it is! indeed! forsooth! oi-vay!)
or sump’n'…
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September 15, 2006 at 10:18 am (Uncategorized)
This Is Funny, Fug-yers! (TIFF)™
This is funny
in a wee way,
I suppose,
essentially
In my Yahoo! mail, the winds of fortune
brought this self-help offering, perhaps
as a friendly service "advisory," eh?
Sender Subject Date Size
Ian Barnes Separate yourself from other men Sat Sep 02, 2006 27k
I wonder what the body of the message is?
Am I adhered somehow, with some men, or is mere
distance lacking while I cannot move or break free?
God, I hope not!
I could not not look, so I looked.
My prayers were not what I thought, in terms
of the answers, if these be they.
I can use these patches, and I will grow, my
branch will extend, and I will be able to –
unsure what they mean — perform like a real
professional with my partner. She’ll love my
new found sex drive! It shall “elevate” me!
SO I GUESS THEY ARE $ELLING ELEVATOR SHOES???
but…!
I cannot walk so those will not help. I lose.
Oh.
Wait a sec…
I did not read far enough, I guess. They have
a lot more to offer in terms of enlightenment
since I can penetrate my partner for hours on
end now, my volume will be enormous quantity,
akin to a Pornstar, and my confidence will be
something nobody can match. Not even BRAD!!!
awk rap…
We already nailed that SUCKER DEAD aleady!
SO IT WAS JUNK E-MAIL AFTER ALL, TO TORMENT!!!
(it fug-yers!)
?
ƒ
∞
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